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Doug
February 5th, 2007, 10:06 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

Steve K
February 6th, 2007, 09:47 AM
LMAO, fantastic.:D

I would hate to face that test.

FretWarrior
February 6th, 2007, 10:51 AM
That was an awesome joke!

Whiskey
February 6th, 2007, 10:59 AM
My wife read it and then went to search the car.

Blewbyou
February 6th, 2007, 11:59 AM
HAHA to Whiskey. My wifes at work:p

NapoLoso
February 6th, 2007, 12:25 PM
hehehe....i dont have a wife :p






......or a car :(

sheepster
February 7th, 2007, 12:53 AM
You're not alone, Napo.

But at least you have a guitar!

NapoLoso
February 7th, 2007, 01:03 AM
You're not alone, Napo.

But at least you have a guitar!

Yess..i do.. :D I have two of them that i can play with and wont
get jelous, no screaming at me, the only screaming i wanna hear
when i bend those strings..ooh yeah.. rock n roll!! :D haha

snapperenthusiast
February 7th, 2007, 10:38 PM
Always keep your condoms on the car. AAAAAA!! Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off(ROFLMAO). Maybe we should start a joke section!!!